Frequently Asked Questions

How long will our hit points last? How do we make our superpowers? Are there any side effects? How do you use your superpower after you get it? We can be contacted any time at here, but please see below for a few of our more frequently asked questions!

How long will my superpowers last?

Unlike other retailers who do not provide guarantees for how long their hit points will last, we guarantee that every replenishment of hit points will last at least 730 days (two years). During this time you will be able to use your hit points as often as you want!

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

The simple answer is that we would if we could. Hit points are non-transferrable, which means after you apply them you are not able to transfer them to someone else, so you are not able to return them after use.

How do you make your hit points?

Our special process of preparing our hit points is something we closely guard, but we take great pride in the fact that our hit points are not animal tested. They're also 100% organic!

Is this some sort of joke?

Yes.

Are there any side effects to using superpowers from Hit Points R Us?

Yes, but only if you count being awesome as a side effect!

Are superpowers addictive?

There have been numerous studies conducted on the addictiveness of superpower hit points, and superpower hit points have been deemed non-addictive in 11 out of 12 studies. However, after you purchase your hit points from us, we think you'll be so overwhelmed with their awesomeness that you won't be able to imagine life without them. But addictive, naaawww.

Are superpowers legal?

Shhhhhhhhhhh...

How do I use my superpower after I get it?

You'll just know how to. Really, trust us on this one.

What if I have other questions?

Feel free to drop us a line! Call us anytime at 613-898-1984 or shoot us an email at chris@chrisbailey.ca.